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The Starlets of STARLET: Cassandra Nix

Today our Starlet of the mainstream feature STARLET is young rising star Cassandra Nix — this clip has a very spoliery title. It is called “Filthy Whore Fucked at the Laundromat” … but as we know it’s not always about the ending but HOW we get there! So let’s find out how young Cassandra winds up in this whole mess…

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The Starlets of STARLET: Jessi Palmer

Today our Starlet of the mainstream feature STARLET is tiny little JESSI PALMER, who opens up a door in the film and who opens up her cunt in this clip! Glad to know Jessi ain’t racist!!

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The Starlets of STARLET: Tracey Sweet

Today our Starlet of the mainstream feature STARLET is little Miss TRACEY SWEET, who was only 18 years young when she appeared in the new film, which is now in theaters and expanding across the country in weeks to come, err– cum. So here she is, all 18 years, doing what an 18-year-old does best!!…

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The Starlets of STARLET: Kaci Starr

Today our Starlet of the mainstream feature STARLET is KACI STARR — who plays a “POV Girl” in the film (now in theaters!), so here is what we imagine was going on behind closed doors!

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The Starlets of STARLET: Chastity Lynn

Today our Starlet of the mainstream feature STARLET is CHASTITY LYNN — don’t let this one’s cute little innocent face fool you, she is one dirty fucking pile of holes! Just watch what she does with this old sonofabotch…

Check out STARLET on the BIG SCREEN, in theaters across the US now!!

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The Starlets of STARLET: Lily LaBeau

Today we focus on the lovable LILY LABEAU, who is so cute in the new mainstream feature film STARLET, where we get to see those amazing tits of hers on the big screen. Lucky for us we get to see more than her tits HERE….

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The Starlets of STARLET: Kristina Rose

Kristina may only be in the brand new mainstream feature STARLET for a few seconds, but that’s okay because a few seconds is all we need to cum!!!

Find out where this amazing new film is playing near you by clicking HERE!

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The Starlets of STARLET: Asa Akira

Today we focus on porn wizard ASA AKIRA, who steals a scene in the new mainstream film (in theaters now) and who steals our semen here in this clip…

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The Starlets of STARLET: Zoe Voss

What do Zoe Voss, Asa Akira, Kristina Rose, Lily LaBeau, Kaci Starr, Tracey Sweet, Jessi Palmer, Cassandra Nix, Chastity Lynn, Tanner Mayes and Manuel Ferrera all have in common? Well besides having more sex this week than any of us will have in our lifetime!!… They’re all part of a new mainstream feature film called STARLET which opens in NY and LA today!

According to the film’s official synopsis, STARLET “explores the unlikely friendship between 21 year-old aspiring actress Jane and elderly widow Sadie after their worlds collide in California’s San Fernando Valley. Jane spends her time getting high with her dysfunctional roommates and taking care of her chihuahua Starlet, while Sadie passes her days alone, tending to her garden. After a confrontation at a yard sale, Jane finds something unexpected in a relic from Sadie’s past. Her curiosity piqued, she tries to befriend the caustic older woman. Secrets emerge as their relationship grows, revealing that nothing is ever as it seems.”

I imagine that one of the things that is not as it seems is that there are cocks and cunts involved in this seemingly innocent tale!! And you know how I love my cocks in the cunts!! Heheheheeeeeeeeeee!!! Many mainstream films that involve porn as a plot point turn out to be very lame and never have an REAL adult film stars, so this appears to be a welcome refreshing change to all that nonsense!! I for one cannot wait to see THIS SCENE where the trusty MANUEL FERRERA fingers the fuck out of ZOE VOSS, who is body double for DREE HEMINGWAY! Yes, of THOSE Hemingways. Ernest Hemingway’s great-granddaughter on all fours! Mommy Mariel must be so proud of her girl, who follows in her STAR 80 footsteps!! Now that’s my kind of family! Heeeeeeeeheeeeee!!!!

SO! In honor of the release of this monumental film event, where REAL PORN STARS have REAL SEX in a REAL MOVIE, we present a clip a day from each of the Starlets of STARLET!!!!! Jerk out all the jizz here and then go to the theater and watch them on the big screen!!!!!

We shall start with the aforementioned ZOE VOSS!…

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Zoe Voss Reveals New Breasts Via Twitter

AVN Starlet of the Year nominee Zoe Voss has revealed what appears to be an augmented set of boobers. “Surprise” was the tweet a half hour ago that linked to this page on her blog. Voss followed that up with “And when I say ‘surprise’, I’m not just pointing out the new color of my hair. Look closely.”

Although this Troll always prefers all-natural titties (and Zoe’s originals were among my faves in the biz on one of its most perfect bodies), I’m sure Ms. Voss is very pleased with the result and we are happy for her. BUT… with the AVN awards ceremony only days away, and the AEE Expo beginning tomorrow, can’t help but think this surprise could’ve been revealed to the world in grander fashion! Still, we’ll take what we can get!! Now if only we could each test those new bad boys out ourselves! Oh well, time to pop in our copy of PRON…

(See Zoe’s originals at the 37:00 mark)

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PRON Has Arrived

In this visually-stunning sexy spoof of the cult classic, Tron, and its modern high-tech sequel, the real world collides with the Grid, and it’s a tech-geek’s wet dream! When Kevin Fling is fired from his job as a pleasure product engineer, he decides to hack into the Enrection computer system. But, he gets more than he bargains for. Sucked into the Computer System, Kevin goes on an exciting journey through a world of beautiful & horny programs, busty software, fast & dangerous Light-Suckles, and glowing vaginas, to take on the evil & powerful Masturbation Control Program.

PRON stars Lexi Belle, Andy San Dimas, Diamond Foxxx, Zoe Voss, April O’Neil and Anthony Rosano.

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Superman XXX !

Forget Zack Snyder’s new vision of Superman — Vivid Entertainment and director Axel Braun are taking on the Man of Steel in “SUPERMAN XXX: A PORN PARODY.” Starring Ryan Driller in the title role, with Andy San Dimas as Lois Lane, Alexis Texas as Miss Teschmacher, Lexi Belle, Kristina Rose, Zoe Voss, Dale DaBone, Evan Stone, Alec Knight, Ben English, Dick Chibbles, and Eric Masterson as the evil Lex Luthor.

Available on DVD and Blu-ray in January 2011 from Vivid Entertainment.